Sunday, March 7, 2010

tongue twister mister

1] Mrs. Smith Fish Sauce Shop

2] Red Lorry Yellow Lorry

3] Irish wristwatch

4] There's no need to light a night-light on a night light like tonight.
For a night's light's light's a slight light and tonight's a night that is light.
So it’s really not quite right to light a night-light with its slight light like tonight.

5] If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctors the doctor the way doctors who doctor doctors? Or does the doctor who doctors doctors doctors the way a doctor who is doctoring doctor?

6] If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand” . But if you understand and say “don’t understand” , how do I understand that you understand. UNDERSTAND!?

7]
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

8]
A flea and a fly in a flue,
were imprisoned. So what could they do?
Said the fly ” Let us flee” .
Said the flee ” Let us fly ” .
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


9]
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

10]
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?


11] Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling jolly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly
golli’ a dolie made of holly! The golli’, feeling jolly, named the holly dollie,
Polly. So Yally Bally’s jolly golli’s holly dollie Polly’s also jolly!

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